Komiskas interviu su vampyru;D

miss Death
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Komiskas interviu su vampyru;D Jul 3, 2005 12:26:32 GMT -5

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Post by miss Death on Jul 3, 2005 12:26:32 GMT -5

Siokia tokia parodija, bet nuotaika pakelia ;D
taigi:

''Interviu su vampyru''

Reportere: Prisistatykite: kuo jus vardu?
Lestatas: Lestatas - Lancelotas – Argas – Mario – Dzosua de Salvino.
Reportere: Kur jus gyvenate?
Lestatas: Tam mieste, kurio pavadinimu labai daug
R: Kada jus atsikraustete?
L: Man rodos tik pries 200 metu.
R: Kuo jus uzsiimate?
L: As dirbu rimtà darbà.
R: Koki?
L: Na, jis nera tarp siuolaikiniu profesiju, todel net pavadinimo nera. Gal vampyrizmas?
R: Taigi, jus vedes?
L: Ne, istekejes.
R: Jus gejus?
L: Ne, mano zmona man pasipirso.
R: Jus turite hobi?
L: Na, megstu pasportuoti senuose kankinimu kambariuose…
R: Kokià jus klausote muzikà?
L: Klasikà.
R: Tai jums Mocartas patinka?
L: Ne, as ne gejus.
R: Kiek jums metu?
L: Nuo savo mirties nezinau.
R: Tai kelintà jus gyvenimà gyvenat?
L: Pirmà pomirtini.
R: O ar jus prietaringas?
L: Tfu, tfu, tfu tikrai ne.
R: Horoskopais tikit?
L: Ne, mes oziaragiai labai itarus. Niekuo netikim.
R: Ko palinkesite skaitytojams?
L: Jusu galo.

Sis interviu skirtas Reporteres atminimui pamineti.

Take me,
take me in your arms my love and rape me,
don't hide behind your rage
I know you love me,
and always will,
you're my possession,
of that my love there really is no question,
don't hide behind your rage
I know you love me
and always will...

Stargazer moderator Posts: 575	Komiskas interviu su vampyru;D Jul 4, 2005 9:22:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Stargazer on Jul 4, 2005 9:22:21 GMT -5 nesupratau kazko....man visai nejuokinga.....

sepulture general moderator GOD Posts: 1,905	Komiskas interviu su vampyru;D Jul 4, 2005 10:58:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sepulture on Jul 4, 2005 10:58:46 GMT -5 bln:DDDD zeurus bet geras:DDDDDDDDDD jau kaip luzau:DDDDDaciu pataisei man nuotaika:***
	There is no such fun on Earth like the raping of an equal (A.Rice)

LadyPank Full member Posts: 231	Komiskas interviu su vampyru;D Jul 5, 2005 2:33:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LadyPank on Jul 5, 2005 2:33:12 GMT -5 Visai nieko
	Kartais zvilgsnis gali atspindeti salta sirdy

MurderGirl new member Posts: 9	Komiskas interviu su vampyru;D Jul 5, 2005 3:36:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MurderGirl on Jul 5, 2005 3:36:28 GMT -5 Man kazkaip atrodo kad cia ispyzdavota labai gera knyga. Taigi nejuokinga.

sepulture general moderator GOD Posts: 1,905	Komiskas interviu su vampyru;D Jul 5, 2005 12:06:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sepulture on Jul 5, 2005 12:06:31 GMT -5 ne ce ispizdavota ne knyga bet knygos veikejas-vampyras lestatas. bt mn tai gerai ispizdavota:DDDD
	There is no such fun on Earth like the raping of an equal (A.Rice)

miss Death general moderator ?Gothic Vampire? Posts: 626	Komiskas interviu su vampyru;D Jul 5, 2005 12:46:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by miss Death on Jul 5, 2005 12:46:57 GMT -5 Suprantu, visi skirtingai supranta humora..bet visiem gi neitiksiu.
	Take me, take me in your arms my love and rape me, don't hide behind your rage I know you love me, and always will, you're my possession, of that my love there really is no question, don't hide behind your rage I know you love me and always will...

sepulture general moderator GOD Posts: 1,905	Komiskas interviu su vampyru;D Jul 5, 2005 14:58:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sepulture on Jul 5, 2005 14:58:44 GMT -5 o tu ce pati gal kurei?
	There is no such fun on Earth like the raping of an equal (A.Rice)

BloodRayne moderator Let's Rock dude! Posts: 537	Komiskas interviu su vampyru;D Jul 7, 2005 11:16:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BloodRayne on Jul 7, 2005 11:16:59 GMT -5 man tai ziauriai patiko...nezinojau kad kas klauso Mocarta buna gejai :DDDD

evanescence moderator n?ra egoisti?kesnio akto u? ?liumbim? kam nors mirus Posts: 428	Komiskas interviu su vampyru;D Jul 7, 2005 11:39:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by evanescence on Jul 7, 2005 11:39:14 GMT -5 juk ta reporterë klausë "Tai jums Mocartas patinka?" lyg klaustø ar jis já myli èia tei geras

sepulture general moderator GOD Posts: 1,905	Komiskas interviu su vampyru;D Jul 7, 2005 13:48:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sepulture on Jul 7, 2005 13:48:22 GMT -5 joa labai gera:DDDDvisi mire kam persiunceu is to mocarto:DDDspringo
	There is no such fun on Earth like the raping of an equal (A.Rice)

miss Death general moderator ?Gothic Vampire? Posts: 626	Komiskas interviu su vampyru;D Jul 9, 2005 6:44:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by miss Death on Jul 9, 2005 6:44:02 GMT -5 nea, cia ne mano kuryba. radau nete ;D
	Take me, take me in your arms my love and rape me, don't hide behind your rage I know you love me, and always will, you're my possession, of that my love there really is no question, don't hide behind your rage I know you love me and always will...

sepulture general moderator GOD Posts: 1,905	Komiskas interviu su vampyru;D Jul 9, 2005 12:46:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sepulture on Jul 9, 2005 12:46:38 GMT -5 bet vistek geras:D
	There is no such fun on Earth like the raping of an equal (A.Rice)

miss Death general moderator ?Gothic Vampire? Posts: 626	Komiskas interviu su vampyru;D Jul 16, 2005 3:06:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by miss Death on Jul 16, 2005 3:06:21 GMT -5 Joa, geras.. ;D
	Take me, take me in your arms my love and rape me, don't hide behind your rage I know you love me, and always will, you're my possession, of that my love there really is no question, don't hide behind your rage I know you love me and always will...

sepulture general moderator GOD Posts: 1,905	Komiskas interviu su vampyru;D Jul 22, 2005 11:56:55 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sepulture on Jul 22, 2005 11:56:55 GMT -5 dar gal rasi:D
	There is no such fun on Earth like the raping of an equal (A.Rice)

vampire Administrator Posts: 1,885	Komiskas interviu su vampyru;D Jul 24, 2005 9:41:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vampire on Jul 24, 2005 9:41:59 GMT -5 tikrai linksma buvo paskaityt...

sepulture general moderator GOD Posts: 1,905	Komiskas interviu su vampyru;D Jul 24, 2005 11:14:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sepulture on Jul 24, 2005 11:14:41 GMT -5 mes tai gerai dar ir pazvengem:DD
	There is no such fun on Earth like the raping of an equal (A.Rice)

miss Death general moderator ?Gothic Vampire? Posts: 626	Komiskas interviu su vampyru;D Jul 27, 2005 13:46:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by miss Death on Jul 27, 2005 13:46:37 GMT -5 na, jei rasiu ka nors panasaus tai idesiu..
	Take me, take me in your arms my love and rape me, don't hide behind your rage I know you love me, and always will, you're my possession, of that my love there really is no question, don't hide behind your rage I know you love me and always will...

sepulture general moderator GOD Posts: 1,905	Komiskas interviu su vampyru;D Jul 27, 2005 20:38:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sepulture on Jul 27, 2005 20:38:16 GMT -5 lauxim
	There is no such fun on Earth like the raping of an equal (A.Rice)

luxaeterna new member Posts: 42	Komiskas interviu su vampyru;D Aug 7, 2005 7:29:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by luxaeterna on Aug 7, 2005 7:29:35 GMT -5 Man patiko

Post by miss Death on Jul 3, 2005 12:26:32 GMT -5

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Post by LadyPank on Jul 5, 2005 2:33:12 GMT -5

Post by MurderGirl on Jul 5, 2005 3:36:28 GMT -5

Post by sepulture on Jul 5, 2005 12:06:31 GMT -5

Post by miss Death on Jul 5, 2005 12:46:57 GMT -5

Post by sepulture on Jul 5, 2005 14:58:44 GMT -5

Post by BloodRayne on Jul 7, 2005 11:16:59 GMT -5

Post by evanescence on Jul 7, 2005 11:39:14 GMT -5

Post by sepulture on Jul 7, 2005 13:48:22 GMT -5

Post by miss Death on Jul 9, 2005 6:44:02 GMT -5

Post by sepulture on Jul 9, 2005 12:46:38 GMT -5

Post by miss Death on Jul 16, 2005 3:06:21 GMT -5

Post by sepulture on Jul 22, 2005 11:56:55 GMT -5

Post by vampire on Jul 24, 2005 9:41:59 GMT -5

Post by sepulture on Jul 24, 2005 11:14:41 GMT -5

Post by miss Death on Jul 27, 2005 13:46:37 GMT -5

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Post by luxaeterna on Aug 7, 2005 7:29:35 GMT -5

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